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I have become increasingly more mentally ill and have had to take up drinking in response because my maxxed out zoloft prescription is not cutting it. The best method of the consumption of alcohol is to take a mug and pour what you think you can reasonably get down in one large self hate fueled gulp worth of cheap vodka stored in the freezer. You don’t know how much alcohol it was. It could have been one shot? Then a chaser of store brand diet coke. One time I chased it with a cheese fry and it tasked like vomit. Very nice.
Oct 15, 2024
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practically a 5 loko
Jun 3, 2024
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I drank more underaged than I have as an adult probably. When I was in high school I didn’t have any friends but every time I visited my grandparents for Christmas I would pour tall glasses of my grandmother’s Beefeater gin over ice and drink it straight. About a year after graduating I did start spending time with people and fully entered my blackout binge drinking era whether it was Everclear, Wild Turkey, six packs of craft beer from older guys, Tanqueray and Bombay Sapphire purchased upon my request by somebody’s older brother, a lunchtime margarita with my uncle, slapping the pink Franzia bag and laughing with friends and lovers, or a couple of bottles of Veuve Clicquot shared over an intimate dinner with a handful of friends at the country club. My liver is thankful that I dialed it down I’m sure.
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yummy snack
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lying so much you have a mental board with strings of yarn because life is so much better when my parents and I can both pretend I have no idea what sex is.
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please no guys I’m actually a communist i swear i am cool
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