it’s kind of in the name but aggressively drinkable, served in a liter bottle, well priced, great chilled. bring it to a party, drink it yourself, it’s a wine you can lean on when a seltzer sounds gross, and liquor sounds worse
everytime i play animal crossing i feel like there should be a little trader joe’s in there.
something about trader joe’s makes me feel like i’m Jim Carrey in the Truman Show.
it feels like it was created by aliens and they placed it there cause that’s what they think human grocery stores look like.
