- in high school i was an attendant at a local gallery and there was a large beeswax artwork that included some little wax towers on the ground. I was supposed to tell people not to touch it/ensure they didnāt step on it. One day a woman came in and started fiddling with the wax. I was so excited to finally do my job and said āuh maam Iām sorry but please donāt touch the artwork!ā and she responded āIām the artist.ā
- recently met my big bossā wife and said āOh, youāre jerryās husband!ā shewas very nice about it
- was working an outdoor event with maybe 100 people in a line in front of me and opening bottles of sparkling wine. I opened one too quickly (they have been exceedingly fizzy) and it made a loud popping noise, the cork shot up over 20 feet, and my entire face and front were blasted with foamy rosĆ©. To make matters worse, in addition to laughing, everyone broke out in loud applause; I guess in response to the normal connotation of the sound of a champagne bottle popping? I worked another couple hours but it was wildly embarrassing. The girls at the front of the line were very nice and told me I didnāt even mess up my makeup lol
