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whenever im on my period people find me way less funny than they normally do. idk if it's just me being more self critical or what but it's a monthly lesson in humility and perseverance 😞 never stop bitting, you never know when your next banger is gonna hit 🙌🏿
Sep 25, 2024
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there’s nothing more cathartic than knowing i’m not going insane and it’s literally just my body doing weird things on a cyclical basis ✨
Feb 10, 2025
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my periods are off and on with the pill (god please i don’t wanna be on it anymore) and i’m an odd duck who loves connecting to my period but i haven’t had one in a couple months and let me tell you
diva down
i am down i have cramps and in a strange way i enjoy the forceful rest it puts me in
i feel like i‘ve walked miles in these hinged hips, or lifted people with this aching back
anyway shout out my womb havers who also are getting visited by their aunt flo this month
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I actually just want to scream and cry and be mad but the silver lining is that i love everyone in my life so much and i wish they really understood how much i mean that and i’m crying now looking at the bloody stained mess of a mid-day period.
Feb 18, 2025
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it ejects the cd when i press the lever! it took me a month + a lot of heartache but ultimately im really proud of myself for pulling through :) also being able to personalize it was so awesome, it has my initials on the top, birds on the side, and some lyrics engraved in secret spots only i’ll know about 🤫 truly one of one!!! getting to be like “yeah i made it 🥱” is the best feeling ever
May 14, 2025
we're losing the holy war to virgins and wattpaders. males would rather spend an evening watching sissy hypno jois than fucking a real life woman. lesbian cinema has been plagued by the yearndemic as if hollywood can't imagine two women wanting to go at it nasty style. all the fasion forcasters are saying oversized utilitarian shlop is in for 2025. dating apps practically let you mail order cock to your house and yet we're fucking less than ever. what the fuck is going on? when reagan was in office robert mapplethorpe taking photos of a guy in a gimp suit with a cum guzzling tube coming from his mouth. we need that back. i think latex is one of the few materials that trancends the digital hellscape we're living in right now. it engages the senses. you can look at a photo of someone wearing latex and know exactly what it smells like and tastes like and feels like. it's the closest one can get to nudity while being fully clothed. it tantalizes because it relies so heavily on implication. in an era where you can get on the internet and view 4k photos of body parts the victorians only saw after a decade of marriage, latex delays gratification by forcing the observer to fill in the blanks. the people in office are trying to scrub the earth of anything they find perverse and replace artists with thieving robots who only work because of the centuries of human creativity that came before them. fantasy is one of the only things unique to human sexuality. we need to be reveling in it, not supressing it!!!
Mar 4, 2025
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heaven on earth. skin cancer was created by big air conditioning to take away your god given right to bake all day long once it hits 65+
Mar 16, 2024