you: hi hot guy! wanna come hang out in my room, it's real cool!
hot guy: (most preferable answer) yeah!
[he sits on your bed and you give him a show and tell of all your things]
hot guy: wow, i feel like i know you 10x better...
[you are now cool in his eyes]
Sep 24, 2024
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Guy 1: wore his long hair in a braid one day, danced just while goofing off and he somehow made it look super attractive (reader: he can barely dance), posted a photo of himself “snowboarding” down a volcano during winter break, recruited me for his short film project that involved several takes at the end of my character hugging his character 🙈 (we’re married now)
Guy 2: wore a suit to a wedding (this man normally wore cargo shorts and tshirts he’d probably owned for a decade, which there’s nothing wrong with it was just a particularly stark difference lol)
Guy 3: merely made silent eye contact a few moments longer than usual while smiling 🫠
Girl 1: longtime friend but hadn’t seen her face in a while due to long distance and her rarely posting pictures of herself anywhere—she sent me some selfies and i was dazzled ✨
Girl 2: already thought she was beautiful and interesting but had a real “oh no” moment when her eyes lit up as she spoke passionately about her favorite Victorian novel (also when she recalled exactly where an obscure quote from an academic journal had come from, inCLUDING the year of publication 🤯)
Jul 14, 2024
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became close friends and then a year later after an accidental date i asked him “do you like me” and he said “yeah i do” and i said “what are you gonna do about it”
Feb 8, 2024
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weird in a good way!
but seriously, when someone hits on you or you're hitting on them just ask some out-of-place question!
I once asked a guy what did he do today and he told me about his small daughter and how he takes her skateboarding. the guy was hitting on me and there was at least a 10 year-old age gap between us, but for 30 minutes I was listening to a very involved dad who adored his daughter. at the same time he was covered in glitter and on his fifth cigarette.
I miss him sometimes.
May 18, 2024
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description: child art, aged 4½. smiling person (combined head and body).
date: 2004-09-05.
author: william robinson.
medium: pencil on paper.
audience: anybody interested in child art. uploaded by parent.
Oct 14, 2024