I canât believe Dan finally dropped the song after all this time! I donât know Dan. Or who Dan is, really. But they say Danâs upcoming record is a masterpiece. Everyone on my TL loves Dan. Or at least they say they love Dan. I guess I do too. Danâs new song is good. So good that the first time I listened to it, I sold all my crypto and looked into buying a pony. Danâs new song just makes me feel⊠I donât know⊠beautiful. Maybe itâs all been done before, but I like it like this. Yep, lemme get one emo ballad with melodramatic strings, self-effacing vocals, and a gritty guitar solo endearingly afraid of overstaying its welcome, but make it Danâs way. The truth is, you donât need any context for the song to work its magic. You donât need to know that Dan plays guitar in Porches, or that he once ran the most esteemed acoustic guitar orchestra New York Cityâs ever seen, or that Melody English did the backing vocals on the track. You donât even need to be mutuals on IG. When you listen to âAcross My Jaw,â Danâs your friend.
