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i bought some pretty convincing fangs for too much money a couple years ago & halloween is the perfect opportunity to wear them……….. so far i’ve done vampire & vampire so i don’t want to do vampire again even if my haircut is basically exactly alice cullen’s right now. was thinking maybe a gargoyle or a wolpertinger (pictured) but suggestions so welcome
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Jan 26, 2024
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One of my most treasured possessions is my bear skull. Most fanged skulls will run you about $100, but you can find some pretty good replicas like this bear skull for $50. Or real skulls of less dangerous animals, like this bobcat for $27 or this badger for $45 or this coyote for $42. If you have fanged-skull-cash to set on fucking fire, definitely nab this insane python skull for $140. Nothing looks chicer on a dinner table (or the floor where you are eating dinner) than the dripping wax of tapered candles and the falling petals of fresh flowers and a spooky little collection of fanged skulls. Go off, witchy mommy! Take me to bed and then take my soul with your dark spells! And sure, whatever, yeah. Maybe some PETA girlies out there might try to cancel me for supporting taxidermy. But greater women than they have tried and failed to bring me down. Fanged skulls will not be how I go. Especially when my bear skull is only one of my horcruxes and I still have six other left out there.
Jun 22, 2023
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Feb 1, 2024
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romanticise ur blunders & ur missteps, bc that is just part of being a creature. if u saw a duckling fall flat on its face and scramble 2 its feet u wouldn't judge the freakin duckling, u would think it was the cutest thing ever. because it is. we r just organisms in big ungainly bodies, and that is part of our charm. tripping over ur own feet is maybe the most adorable thing u can do. like awwhh u tripped on the pavement </333
this extends 2 social interactions 2. messaging exes that u miss them, making a joke that doesn't land, mishearing/not knowing/forgetting something, etc??!!?! SO SWEET. genuinely such wonderful & important & adorable things 2 do.
i think this is maybe the best thing i've ever managed 2 train my brain 2 do. it isn't foolproof but it makes life a lot gentler.
Feb 5, 2024
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just about everything that happens to you will be interesting to your future self/your descendants/archaeologists. immortalise your to do lists, shopping lists, packing lists, things that loved ones say, things that strangers say, the phrases you hear that would make a good band name. brainstorm what to do on the weekend, list your cravings, the songs stuck in your head, transcribe birdsong, etc. i track my periods & my finances in my journal. sometimes if i really want to take a photo of something i'll restrain myself and draw it in my journal instead. sometimes i take notes for uni in there, or draft sewing patterns, or sketch when im bored. journals are self-portraits!!!!!!!
Apr 21, 2024