Not only will you feel like a really sexy French maid but it hurts so bad that you’ll get all your chores over and done with so you can put slippers on
Gotta do some writing? Let me throw on my work boots. Cleaning and organizing things? wear some sneakers for some pep in my step. I’ll kick the shoes off once I’m done working.
I personally have never let a little thing like the truth get in the way of any of my stories - if life is a stage then those only most entertaining will see heaven
Sorry I’m late I’m just a budding ingenue lost in the big bad city , sorry I missed that deadline oh me I was just delicately painting my nails with pin curlers in my hair
