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I do this for my east coast early risers™️. I offer you a real time vision into authentic west coast desperation. Rejoice! You will never know me. I am too far away, and too far lost for my words to reach the best of you. The Sun rises over your ocean & sets over mine. That which shines & sings on you will, within the hour, spite me & spit upon me. And I will sleep sweetly through it, soaked in the excrement of Amun Ra. His holy semen will glue my eyelids shut & grant me safe passage through the underworld.
Aug 17, 2024

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this happened to me in 2007
Aug 17, 2024
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I don’t think you need a writer’s workshop
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whalebutt whalebutt you charmer!
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