Phoebe Lucille Bridgers, will you marry me?š¹
From: Chad lan Zappia-Hesperia, CA
-6ā2ā or 6ā1ā (I gotta check) I am skinny but I got some āfitā qualities going onā skinny fit I guess. I play Dark Souls sometimes. I think Portlandia is funny. One of my favorite songs is Bled White by Elliott Smith. I think Harley Davidson shirts are cool even though I donāt have a drivers license. Loud noises stress me out sometimes. I am unemployed but make money off of music royalties. Iām a romantic and kind of laid back, but Iāll still put on Fetty Wap or Avenge Sevenfold. Whatever the situation calls for. Didnāt have a lot of friends growing up. I get embarrassed when I practice singing outloud sometimes. Still living with my family. Money is whatever. I like doing activities outside of the house but Iām a homebody, itās too cold to go on a walk in the desert right now though. My hands and feet hate it. Big fan of Boston Terriers and Dobermans. Big fan of Boston (band) specifically the song Smokinā I can play it all the way through. Nightmare Before Christmas head. Revisited record is cool minus Marlyn Manson I just ignore theyāre on there. Harmonizing to songs rocks. Changing lyrics to something cringy rules. I hope In Da Club playing on the speakers in a 99 cent store says it all. Donāt wanna give away too much though. I am 25 turning 26 on August 2nd. I donāt know if Iām agnostic or atheist, I think if someone were to ask me that question I would get sleepy and zone out. I lean left politically but that makes me sleepy as well. Peace and love. Non-vegan but wish I could, Robert De Niro $ :/. Reserved and an open book, twofer. Also I have your name tattooed on my lower back if that helps. I donāt have a lot of patience when it comes to pushy-rude. Passive-rude I could laugh about. Most things are a quick, āwell whateverā or Iāll probably laugh about it. Also Iāve been in love with you since I was like 18 or 17 or 16. I am being 1000% serious. You changed my life and continue to every waking moment. I wanna be a wizard with you and grow old together and we can wear hats and cloaks, fridge with flames on it and all. Hereās my email chadianzappia@gmail.com @phoebebridgers I wanna be your Aragorn with a Kramer. I wanna go to the doctors with you. I wanna laugh about health issues in old age and say āWell, we still have time to change it.ā I wanna be the cream to your cheese. I wanna do jumping jacks in front of you forever. I wanna do push-ups if you get mad at me. I wanna teach you stuff and I want you to teach me stuff. I wanna show you how good I am at pool. I wanna be anxious in an airport with you. I wanna fist bump you. I wanna sing the āTime is a wheel in constant motionā in I Hope You Dance with you. I wanna forget what song I was trying to remember with you. I wanna I Hope You Dance with you. I wanna quote School of Rock with you. I want you, Phoebe Lucille Fucking Bridgers! P.S. I love you!