idk if this would actually be considered a “bit” but before i realized i was a lesbian i used to do this thing on hinge where i would ask guys for their spotify username and then once they sent it i’d unmatch them almost immediately so that they’d think their music taste was so foul it sent me running
Aug 8, 2024

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this is hilarious
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I have a whole folder of dating profile slop I encountered during my dark years on hinge

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