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Im rancid and bloated like a dead bull in the Wyoming sun. My sweat is pearlescent & casts a shimmering film on my pallid, engorged thighs. I am getting strong now. Sometimes I look at my cat, Harrison, and I think about eating him. What’s wrong with eating a cat? People do it all the time all over the world. He’s so fucking fat. He’s such a fat little freak why can’t I eat him?
I’m t-Rex mode I’m bloatmaxxing. My ass is so ridiculously fat & my man-tits are so bountiful I mog most women whenever I walk into a room. This is incredibly alpha, and many would consider my presence “suicide inducing” for men & women alike. Whatever. They’re NGMI.
Every morning I awake from dreams of strangling a hooded man. When I remove the hood, I see my own face.
Aug 5, 2024
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like wait im goated
Feb 1, 2024
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Not sure where this came from but hell yeah I’ll eat
i bet this is what teenage boys feel like
Jan 9, 2025
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Went for a run barfed up my French toast, bacon, sausage, orange juice, and my coffee. Then a cat started licking it up i saw that little freak. So hard trying to be a big buff man, why do I eat to barf again?
Jan 7, 2025
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sometimes you just need to read some real shit straight from the realest person you know .
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I LOVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS I LOVE THE LIGHT I LOVE GOING FOR A HIKE AFTER WORK AND HOW WATER LOOKS IN THE WARM DUSK THANK YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS----- I HAPPILY SACRIFICE AN HOUR OF SLEEP COME THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WAKING TO THE SUNSHINE JABBING ME EYE----- IF YOU DON'T FUCK WITH DAYLIGHT SAVINGS UNFOLLOW ME I DONT FUCK WITH YOU----- THE GREATEST BETRAYAL OF MY ADULT LIFE WAS WHEN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VOTED FOR PERMANENT DAY LIGHT SAVINGS ALL THE TIME AND THE COWARDS THAT RUN THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A STATE FAILED TO IMPLEMENT ETERNAL SUMMER
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