I was a child missionary I got kicked out of high school for coke now I’m just a little baby
Jul 5, 2024

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Dropped out of college. Twice. (I was bored at 19 & bored at 23) Was scouted to be a model by the man/company who formed & funded BSB & NSYNC. Thank God my folks said no. Went to massage therapy school. Didn’t do a thing with it. Planted 1500 trees last spring during my internship with a local nonprofit. Wore big boots, drove a big truck, sometimes in the rain & mud, sometimes in 100 degree heat. I could go on, but I’ve shared enough lol
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…At some point when I meet new people! - evangelical teen (no longer!) - youth organizer 🫡 - from greater bahhhston - show choir kid 🎤💃🏻 but actually did not watch glee until after HS (see: first bullet) - this actually doesn’t always come up but I love remembering that I did the morning announcements at my high school lol! go hawks!
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i was born to be a frat boy forced to be a teenage girl. in another life my name was kyler/trevor/chad/mason and went to dartmouth and burping was my main form of comedy. everyday i mourn that that i don’t have that life. in the meantime i say things like “thats‘s tight” and dap people up. if i ever listen to nle choppa i practically have a penis at that point.
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