I said this after I had a conversation with someone I just met where I spent about 15 minutes detailing how my fridge broke and when I finished speaking they just blinked at me
I’m always doing this to my workmates who now think I’m obsessed with them but it’s so fun! Format is, gasp, say their name and then a stupid little line.. favourites are: “As I live and breathe”
“There she is”
“Oh thank GOD”
“as a lay dying”
“An apparition!!”
“Where have you BEEEN baby”
