someone has to do it! I'll do the research, plan out all the details, prepare the team, and ensure we walk out with all that dough 💰💰💰 but for god's sake don't go spending it and get us all pinched! It's gotta be properly laundered 🧺🧼
Jun 20, 2024
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Jan 29, 2024
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Not that I’ve successfully executed any (blows kiss) but it seems like this country has been ostensibly built on a continuous series of scams since it’s conception, making scamming an arguably patriotic endeavor. My scamming mostly manifests in the hypothetical realm, but I’d argue that a detailed brainstorming session is almost like the real thing. Tax evasion scams, like starting a “university”, sound very cool and modern, or maybe producing a human child via the sex-pregnancy-birth means of production, that would be a very cool tax write off, and when they get old enough they could become an unpaid intern for the (eventual) family business. The best I’ve done so far is pretend it’s my birthday at a restaurant, hoping for free cake/candle/song. Sometimes it works. Maybe I’d like to perform an art heist unto one of my own paintings. I’m not sure what would amount from that situation but I do foresee an art heist brainstorm in my immediate future. It’s a dog eat dog world baby (I have heard)! Until any one scam materializes, I cannot speak to whether I would recommend the undertaking, but I can recommend the research and development stage, for now.
Jun 16, 2022
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I never go to the crime scenes but I create all the official-looking documents that are needed if something goes wrong. I'm not in any danger and I have enough dirt on everyone that they're all scared of me. I'm in this for the long run by the way if that wasn't clear. Why stop at one?
Jun 20, 2024
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Recently passed a couple license plates with these dealership names on them.
Lexus of Glendale
Nissan of Orange
Beautiful!
Apr 18, 2024
Today was Bat Appreciation Day. If you haven’t done so already, now is the time to appreciate bats. I’ve made it pretty easy with this collage of a few fav bat pics – please enjoy 😊
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to reveal a new bird. looks like we have a beautiful osprey for July!
Jul 1, 2024