If there‘s one thing I’ve learned from movies it’s that if you’re a hitman and someone asks you what you do for a living, you can just tell them you’re a hitman. They‘ll go “ahaha how funny, what an excellent joke”, and you don’t have to correct them. You don’t owe them anything. And when they inevitably get swept up in your life of crime, they can’t get mad. You tried to tell them. You are a hitman and you’re not afraid to admit it. Go be a hitman girly. You deserve it.
