I always prefer to customize my insults to ensure a deeper ātwisted knifeā wound. But if I had to pick one thing from over the years that stuck with me was āi bet you still kiss your dad on the lipsā
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not my most used insult but my best received insult
Jun 7, 2024
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i just improvise on the go, tbh. my insults are just roasting someone based on the situatuons.
but i love insulting someone as "clown", theres nothing worse. or i say "you're mental" (it sounds better in spanish). i love saying bastard, too.
Jun 9, 2024
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Havenāt quite cracked the code yet, but Iām working on it.
This guy said something about my āpussy lipsā and spat at me right as I was patting myself on the back on the way home from a hard yoga class on a weeknight. Thought Iād get to feel good about it all night, but nah women living in society donāt get that privilege š«
Apr 17, 2024
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Apr 10, 2025
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i Am a proud fan of weird women!!!
Newest weird woman acquisition: the cute shy girl from my MBA program with a curly bob and red highlights.
Shes so quiet and shy, weāve had every class together so far over 3 semesters and barely ever spoke aside from her saying happy Valentineās Day to me in February. Fast forward to this semester I sit next to her first day of finance class and decide to Be friendly and chat. Sheās quiet but cool so I get her number, offer to maybe study later in the semester (which is a mild courtesy as I was lowkey just gaining new allies in the class to assist with cheating).
But once I started texting her about class we just never stopped texting, and now I think weāre actively flirting? Shes into dark romance novels? she brought one of her novels to class yesterday and after class she snuggled up against me in the hallway and made me read a (very graphic) page about a girl getting fucked by a gun? This chick is nuts. Am I catching feelings?
Sep 17, 2024
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*only do this when you MUST get FLY and exude unspeakable and ineffable confidence where ppl will probably call you a cocky asshole*
recite this prayer:
Dear Haters,
You can all suck my balls from the back and my dick from the front.
I was born to be great.
you were all born to debate my greatness.
Clearly we are not the same.
in times of uncertainty I stand tall.
Even when alone, my spirit is guided by Godās invisible hand who shields me from the bullshit.
A back this broad was earned by climbing to places most could never reach.
If theyve never seen these heights, how could they comprehend my perspective?
Anyone with something negative to say is miles beneath me with mushy shit in their pamper and piss dribbling down their soft, weak legs.
Thank you mint god for humility.
Thank you mint god for strength.
Love,
(Your name)
And although I may not appear in the physical form, you will feel an aura of mint purple surrounding you and a genuine earthy sense of pride in your chest to continue on your mission, no fucks given.
Jun 19, 2024