I don’t know why, maybe it was a joke. But it kind of happened because I actually got out of that small town!
Thinking about it now, that’s a weird category. Most others are going to fail??
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But I am kind of a goober with the most boring job on the planet just objectively speaking (luckily it gives me freedom to do other fun things in my spare time like writing and making stuff like a podcast and now YouTube gameplay videos).
You can see a recommended post below this one entitled Well to read about my prior career aspirations. Teen me would probably be disappointed but it’s okay.
I finally own a dog like I wanted. I have clear skin, boobs, and the ability to talk to people now which I never thought would happen. i live somewhere green and rainy instead of the sunny desert!
I did also get to fulfill my attention-seeking childhood dream of being on TV because I’m a hair model for a local salon owner and we did a spot on the morning news (lol). I have very nice hair in general all the time for this same reason which was something I always dreamed of as a reckless serial DIY hair cutter/colorer.
Editing to add that I also wanted to die tragically young of tuberculosis and fall in love in the sanatorium. or to be like Emily Dickinson and live by myself next to a cemetery writing to myself but feared having my imaginary future writing shared posthumously without my consent like Kafka. But look at me now I can’t stop posting so I think I failed at the whole mysterious hermit thing (though I am relatively solitary)
Oct 18, 2024
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a director, an author, a model, a designer, and at some point - a bartender
well. not much can be said on whether or not i achieved any of this, but that part in me who wants to be and experience everything at once is still there. also who knows, tiktok virality is never out of the question if you crashout bad enough on the internet.
Mar 19, 2025
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I think i “won” most quiet. I was kinda bummed about it but i didnt say anything. I was also nominated for best hair but this kid who strtwd to bald at 19 won not that thwres anything wrong with that but seems like i shoulda won. The most quiet one may have been eighth grade though i dont remember
May 5, 2024
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I don’t know where this comes from and it doesn’t really make sense but I will say it.
Feb 24, 2024
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it's annoying packed & you're standing holding on to a pole but you're at peace
Feb 8, 2024