wore overalls and a tank top while shopping at the aritzia on 5th ave last saturday and while i was checking out i put my phone in the front bib pocket but missed and my phone fell down my body inside of my overalls and landed in the crotch. the absolutely radiant girl working the checkout averted her eyes. i shuffled behind a rack of denim skirts and shook my leg until the phone fell out onto the floor. i feel truly unstoppable after surviving something so mortifying. peeing my pants probably would have felt better than the feeling of my phone sliding down the inside of my overalls. nobody can hurt me
