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RECOMMENDING THAT YOU. YES YOU. SEND A BULGE PIC

@NickInDaStuMakingArt

Apr 29, 2025

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an intense and desperate longing for intimacy

aka i would like to get fucked! considered making this an anti-rec but i’m hoping frustration can give way to something good

@sloane_shark

Mar 15, 2024

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CHAIN text - horny text generator

Hey all you 👊👤 hot sexy 👴 sluts 🍆👠 it’s ♂ time for 🍆 another 🏻 fun round of 🤤 chain text 📲 ! Here’s the rules: 📑📜 After you read 🤓 this 💦♂ text 📞 you 🏿👈 must 🔐🏽 send it 😤 to 👉 10 💯🔟 other ✉ chains 🔗 — or else ♂🤷 you 👀 will 🍡 get ✊✊ no 😤 dick 👌😐 in 10 🅾 years . If 👏 you 💦 get back ⬅⬅ 5 🍆😂 or 🥖🚋 0 ❕❌ dicks 🍆 then 🕛 your 💯 clit 👅💦 is 🤔🈁 gonna ♂🍆 be 🐝 big 😍😍 and 👏🍳 juicy 💦 . If you get back ❌😌 9 dicks 🍆🍆 then your snatch is 🤔💦 gonna be 😡 hot and ☠ tight . Send this 👆 to 💦 10 HOT SEXY SLUTS 😈👅 or 🔮 else 🤷 you're 👍😘 a Dried Up Old Skank 🏻🏻 Get 🍆😢 back ⬅📬 = No ⛔🙅 Dick for 🍆 Years Get 🤣👅 back ⬅ = Hot 😰 Drip & Moan 🍆🍆 Get back 🔙 = Cumming 🍆 in 👏🌆 60 Seconds

@jay_islate

Nov 14, 2023

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The full moon

Ok I don’t know if I can articulate just how good this recc is but I’ll try. For some reason when the moon is full I can stand and look at it wherever it may be in the sky and just think ahhh everything will be ok. I feel still and calm. I am tiny they are big: a glowing beauteous reassuring orb. I then check on it, consistently peeking out my window through the night to make sure it’s still there. like a parent checking on their bab. I love that it’s there! I love that it affects the oceans. I love that we can see the patterns on its face. If I had to choose between living on the moon or Mars id choose neither because I never not want the chance to see it from afar. I like it as a crescent all the same or when it’s brand new and you see its shadow but god dammit when it’s full it is meaningful and magnificent.

@megab

Mar 24, 2024

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Having a nap under your desk at work

I’m standing on the shoulders of giants

@megab

Mar 21, 2024

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Succumbing to the LEISURELY pace of the bus

My life is in your hands bus driver. i am letting go of all preconceived timelines and appointments that hassle the conscious mind, the capitalist world. Nothing matters. I am just matter, on the bus. Toot Toot. Beep beep.

@megab

Mar 18, 2024