That’s not toast with butter and jam. C’est une tartine.
It’s not a grilled ham and cheese. C’est un croque monsieur. I don’t even really know french it’s just fun.
it’s phonetics are wild. you ignore half the letters in the sentence to produce a sound eloquent enough to swoon your lover but the caveat being contorting your tongue in unholy ways
- my lore is interesting
- people enjoy being around me
- my anecdotes are unique
- i don’t scare people
- my best is actually good
- i can perform hard tasks
- my confidence isn’t a facade
- i am a bundle of joy
Builds character, confidence, and discipline. The only person in charge of your mess is you! When you get home you can turn the performance off! Naked time anytime!
