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Prime couch-front property, just steps away from the window sill. Plenty of indirect light. You. are going. to love it.
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@Shadowbeni
May 8, 2024
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@sofe
i do this for all of my plants except one.... her name is natasha and shes very dramatic so every time she has to be moved i have to say to her "listen i need you to promise me youre not going to pretend to kill yourself. we're only moving 3 feet or so, youre going to be fine. please dont suddenly drop all of your leaves in a feeble attention grabbing suicide threat this time." she never listens to me though...
May 8, 2024
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@Shadowbeni
sofe oh yeah. I have a Natasha. the dowel rods, the drama!!!
May 8, 2024
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Shadowbeni shes such a bitch and i adore her.... my baby she is so neurotic
May 9, 2024

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