Just go crazy. No one is paying attention to you. Succumb to your baser instincts. Fuck it don’t even put the gloves on, who cares? Bring a friend or a partner. See who they truly are.
this is not a game for austere, dignified gatherings it's for the goofy, noisy, silly ones — one's dignity will be surrendered, albeit briefly (that Youtube video is making me really happy)
As a society, we need to have a conversation about the limits of being dog-friendly.
Your Samoyed does not need to be inside of this cafe that is 6 feet wide. I made a reservation for the inside of this restaurant specifically so I wouldn’t have to make prolonged eye contact with your horribly trained golden doodle.
I hate Brooklyn.
