love to remind people that they’re looking into my home & that I work at what was once just my vanity. Boar bristle brush recommended but not necessary
1. Eat 2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
2. Smile at families with wealthy fathers.
3. Swipe toilet paper from restaurants.
4. Befriend bereaved old ladies.
5. Sleep in the library for 30 mins
Forgive the last person who bumped into you
And forgive me
Otherwise I’ll hide behind the lamppost where we first met
I’ll sneak up on you
Tickle you from behind
And make you cry and laugh
