girl I have a migraine and needed food after 4 hours at the salon gettin my roots done and I bought some random microwave bullshit and LOā¦. when i heated it up it smelled like ass and a half. But Iām desperate so I am eating it anyway and it tastes completely different than it smells and itās delish
truly Americaās pastime. I was reading in the park earlier and overheard a girl dishing about a breakup to her friend who was kinda implying she was in the wrongā¦ and she was like āso did I lie? Yes. But I meant it at the timeā and then explained to her friend how the NYT connections puzzles work. I only hope people are as thrilled when they listen in on my crazy ass. I love being nosy
really just stretching your whole body so intensely youāre using muscles you didnāt even know you had and squeaking like a little mouse. wiggling like a worm on the sidewalk after it rains when you poke it with your shoe, but a little slower. maybe more snake than worm. but to each their own
