I considered gatekeeping these since they are already harder to acquire than a Birkin bag in the Lucy Liu episode of Sex and the City. (2 of the 3 colors are backordered until October 5.) But I want to help out my fellow people with delicate vaginal ecosystems. These are the most perfectly perfect undies, almost 100% cotton with stretchy bands that don’t dig into my butt and waist. I order 6 pairs any time they are available. The photo here is actually from when Pinky [see next in list] pulled my pants down because I wasn’t giving her enough attention (her words).