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My entire senior class was almost banned from walking at graduation because of our senior prank

The setting is a huge public highschool in Minneapolis. The scene of plenty of viral fight videos (including the infamous hijab snatching) We bribed a janitor to let us into the school at 1 am. We went from room to room, turning tables and chairs upside down, defacing posters with “SENIOR SZN” and dumb stuff like that. Before we finished, we decided our final hurrah would be bringing tables and chairs from classrooms to the front entrance to block the main door and the administrative office from entrance. It was like kids in a toy store- free reign over our high school in the dead of night. Ive been chasing the high ever since. cut to: all parents have to come to an assembly where they sign off on our written apologies to the principal and administrators.

@evieb

Apr 26, 2024

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