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where I got invited to a last-minute Zoom meeting with HR and was late and accidentally automatically joined on camera even though I had no pants. The HR lady was like ‘Hey so I have something for you to do today :)’ and I thought we were going to do something fun but she told me I had been accused of PDF convenience.
When I asked her what it meant she didn’t explain and just showed me a screenshot of a joke I had made in Teams. I panicked and texted my attorney friend to ask her what it is; she was surprised that I didn’t know.
HR lady said I had to take a ten-question quiz and get every one of them right or I would be terminated on the spot.
I woke up in a sweat thinking oh my god I can’t believe I’m getting fired for PDF convenience and still halfway in a daze between dreams and reality I googled it and of course it’s not a thing
Apr 22, 2024

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They were willing to just fire you over PDF convenience? A cousin of mine got caught for that back in ‘08, right before the crash. He’s still in prison today
Apr 22, 2024
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steelyfan1998 wow maybe I got off easy do you think they’re going to come for me? I’m scared I don’t want to do time
Apr 22, 2024
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This court finds you guilty of PDF CONVENIENCE! 👩🏻‍⚖️
Apr 22, 2024
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nunjournal NOOOOOOOOO have I no recourseeeeee
Apr 22, 2024
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