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Received a call from a client’s ex-girlfriend, who truly believed I was her lawyer even though I’d never spoken to or met her in my life. When I told her as much, she called me a stupid c*nt, and threatened to have me arrested and disbarred. When I told her she was very confused she said “oh you won’t be confused when i use my cartel connections for you.” I just laughed in disbelief and hung up.
blocked her ass and never heard anything again, but if I stop posting you’ll know who got me 👀
Apr 19, 2024

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my eyes are so wide rn truly why even threaten a random person who is not ur attorney……
Apr 19, 2024
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