You don’t always have to be serious. Not everything has to be some high brow, thought out concept of a joke. Sometimes someone accidentally tripping and falling is hilarious. A person farted on accident, it’s fine, let it out.
and when they look confused, double down. start glancing around the room and getting scared. ask if they heard something. don’t stop the bit until they laugh.
works every time
Don’t be that person. Mf got a banana and a Celsius, something is going down and they need to make a quick exit. You got mad vegetables anyway, let the cashier breathe a little before they struggle to remember how to ring up them green onions you copping.
I have no context at all but I love it. Feels like I’m missing out but that’s alright it’s just good to hear somebody having a big ol belly laugh and enjoying this shit while we’re breathing.
I just want to show love to the ELITE Bagel. Whoever was the freak that was like “hear me out let’s put blueberry’s in the dough”, I know they were looking at you crazy but you knew you had a hit on your hands.