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purchased under slight duress (cashier stared at me while i perused the candy).
i thought the smaller pieces would be redundant, extraneous, even unnecessary. i was wrong. this is more than a late night snack. it's a R*ssian nesting doll of flavour, a symphony for the senses. the big outer layer of chocolate leads to a substantial layer of peanut butter, leads to smaller layers of candy pieces, which themselves contain smaller layers of peanut butter.
though almost certainly envisioned by a stoned R&D intern (who will never see a nickel for their contributions to humanity) i had the sober realization that the Big Cup is its own ecosystem. everything exists in perfect harmony. the Cup's individual parts work with, not against, each other.
because of this, the smaller pieces could never be redundant. they offer contrast, depth, creativity. they give the cup meaning, where none would otherwise exist.
Apr 9, 2024
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much better than the cup. crunchy and decadent. you can bite off the candy coating and get left with a little disc of peanut sugar Gunk. whats not to love
Feb 10, 2024
overall i do believe we’ve gone overboard with new candy bars, reinventing the wheel, but this new reese’s really knocked my socks off. it’s like a better, richer peanut butter version of butterfinger, but it doesn’t get stuck in your teeth for the rest of the day. highly recommend giving it a shot
Jan 31, 2025
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then nibbling on it after a meal when you just want a lil sumn sweet. whittling it down through the week like a rat. carefully wrapping it up for safe keeping until the next time u need a hit of that cocoa. then rummaging through the grocery store aisle for new flavors when u need another one <3
Oct 19, 2024
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a brief moment of comfort in this cold corporate existence
Mar 7, 2025
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What happens behind the wheel is, frankly, none of my business. I'd rather spend my time picking songs/sipping coffee/taking in the scene.
Driving is so pedestrian.
Mar 21, 2024
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I swear to god this shit is too powerful. It doesn’t always work out the way I hoped but the win/loss ratio is definitely in my favour. We are social creatures. We like helping each other. Just do it. Ask me for something if you want. Who knows what I’ll say.
Jan 20, 2025