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Because I was a horse girl but for domesticated indoor pets but Neopets was my first obsession. It taught me all i needed to know about the world. In middle school I colluded with my best frenemy to help her steal my other best friend’s neomillions and when I was confronted about it I said that I didnt technically engage in the act itself of stealing them and she’s the one who has the neopoints, not realizing that what I had done was even more psychopathic because it was simply for the thrill and betrayal of it all not for neomaterial gain. Years later this estranged former friend (who was now a cheerleader, and I a goth) cornered me one night in the pool on a school trip and started serenading me with Halo by Beyoncé. She looked me in the eyes and said you know it’s okay that you took my neopoints you can just admit it and i won’t be mad at you. and I doubled down and said I didn’t do it.
Anyway did you know John Legend is now their brand ambassador?
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Apr 9, 2024

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ok I was also scammed out of my neomillions by a former friend!!!!!
Apr 10, 2024
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simonkey wow i feel less alone (as an evil neo scammer) 😭🫶
Apr 10, 2024
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This is easily my favourite post I've seen on here. Would love to watch a neomillions heist film. Neopets economy feels very conducive to these kinds of schemes tbh
Apr 9, 2024
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caskeyc wow thank you so much I need someone to option my coming-of-age preteen heist story. Neopets really encourages degeneracy between this and the literal gambling… slot machines scratch off cards sports betting
Apr 9, 2024
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taterhole I think we should make it. John legend can be in it too. There was so much gambling! And the bank/stock market aspect too like it really is all across the board
Apr 9, 2024
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caskeyc oh my god yes…. Yes!!!! And yeah Neopets really was…. It was a lot…….
Apr 9, 2024
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I wish neopets would properly sort their site out instead of just releasing merch (great merch but still). Neopets mini games are still the best when they actually work 👌🏻
Apr 9, 2024
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mouse literally…. They need a neopets mobile app with every single game and I would never need a phone game ever again
Apr 9, 2024
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mouse their whole operating budget evidently went to John legend when they obviously wanted to just do chrissy teigen who is an outspoken neopets fan but she was too controversial for the brand
Apr 9, 2024
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taterhole the fairy bubble game is my all time favourite
Apr 9, 2024
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taterhole they flew too close to the sun
Apr 9, 2024
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mouse i was a turmac roll and meerca chase high scorer 🤧
Apr 9, 2024
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Also sinister sites like newgrounds my two favorite games were The Dead Case where you play as a ghost who has to solve his own murder and Entering Town where you’re like an evil guy in a medieval village I just remember cutting some guy’s head off with a shovel. Welcome to my twisted mind
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taterhole yo i played Dead Case
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lucius wow amazing taste 🙌
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I had a strict self-imposed morning routine starting in elementary school where I would set an alarm to wake up at 5:00 am, get up and go to the backyard where I would do circuits alternating between running laps, jumping rope, jumping jacks, push-ups, and crunches. Then I would sit and watch Pappyland, Golden Girls, and knitting shows until my dad made me breakfast and I would try to get to school very early just so that I could be there before other people were.
I wanted to be a standup comedian when I was four, then a news broadcaster, then an author, to name a few. I wrote a novella in fifth grade and shared it with everyone I could. I loved agility training my dog Holly. I was a voracious reader and checked out every book out in my school library to the point my school librarian started bringing me her own books from home that she thought I would be interested in.
I had approximately one million Barbie dolls and their associated accessories and I liked to make outfits for them and have them act out news broadcasts and murder mysteries. I would take roly polies from the dirt or crickets from the pet store and build habitats for them. I liked gardening with my dad, pulling weeds, propagating cuttings, and planting seeds. I loved going to the zoo and watching movies on TCM with my mom!
My dad is an artist and taught me the fundamentals of art and to use all kinds of different mediums, but my favorite was oil pastel. I enjoyed doing still lives the most. I liked to rearrange and decorate my bedroom—once I made a closet breakfast nook that I was really excited about; I called it Dorothea’s Cafe after my late grandmother and decorated it with her embroideries. I loved Nancy Drew games and other computer games. At night I would take bubble baths in the dark and play whale sounds in my Barbie car that had a built in CD player.
As I got older, I was in youth symphony orchestra (I played viola which is so me), choir, school musicals (wanted to be a Broadway star until I realized I couldn’t dance but also I kept getting cast as a boy), math club, and speech competitions (poetry readings and dramatic readings were my favorite). I liked to write original fiction and comics for my weird goth/emo/scene anime nerd friends to read. I did get into anime and manga at this time and I loved reading nonfiction to learn about as many things as I could.
In high school I gradually retreated into my shell after a series of traumatic experiences, one of which I’m writing about now, until basically I stopped doing all extracurriculars except for Japanese Club (lol). I just really loved my Japanese language teacher and wanted to spend more time with her :-) by that time I would just read classic tones and furiously scribble poetry and drawings by myself. I also liked to collage and do photography and I unfortunately became a Tumblr user. That’s about it…
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and yeah i ran a meme account that was basically if hatsune miku went to my university? there were a lot of us running various meme accounts and now some of them are my closest friends. but people have come up to me and asked about it before... let's just say i was a niche internet microceleb
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But I am kind of a goober with the most boring job on the planet just objectively speaking (luckily it gives me freedom to do other fun things in my spare time like writing and making stuff like a podcast and now YouTube gameplay videos).
You can see a recommended post below this one entitled Well to read about my prior career aspirations. Teen me would probably be disappointed but it’s okay.
I finally own a dog like I wanted. I have clear skin, boobs, and the ability to talk to people now which I never thought would happen. i live somewhere green and rainy instead of the sunny desert!
I did also get to fulfill my attention-seeking childhood dream of being on TV because I’m a hair model for a local salon owner and we did a spot on the morning news (lol). I have very nice hair in general all the time for this same reason which was something I always dreamed of as a reckless serial DIY hair cutter/colorer.
Editing to add that I also wanted to die tragically young of tuberculosis and fall in love in the sanatorium. or to be like Emily Dickinson and live by myself next to a cemetery writing to myself but feared having my imaginary future writing shared posthumously without my consent like Kafka. But look at me now I can’t stop posting so I think I failed at the whole mysterious hermit thing (though I am relatively solitary)
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