handing the nearest available person my phone to make important calls for me. Oh? You think it’s really important I schedule a doctor appointment? Okay, not it!
every time i hear the wilhelm scream in a tv show or movie i say “that’s the wilhelm scream“ and it feels really good to know that that’s the wilhelm scream
after i shower, i put on my floor-length cotton robe covered in sunflowers and lounge around like an old broadway starlet waiting for her moment in the spotlight. everyone deserves to have a diva moment in their daily routine, and long cotton robe is mine.
