Because I used to live in California (and did not experience anything major there). Whatever, my dudes, stuff happens and while it’s unusual, nothing lasting happened and I have no advice that isn’t Googleable.
This is the first crossroads into actual intimacy on a date. Don’t even have to say anything. If they’re cute, just look at them and enjoy the hell out of the present moment.
You’re either gonna find that moment together in pheromones and smiles or they’re gonna ask for the check.
Either way is better than telling someone how many sibilings you have
Phone (low power mode)
Keys (car is totaled so only house key)
Wallet (no cash except some Colombian pesos)
Walking to the cafe like literally anything could happen (there’s a double rainbow in the sky)
