I LEARN TO WORK THE SAXOPHONE I-I PLAY JUST WHAT I FEEL DRINK SCOTCH WHISKEY ALL NIGHT LONG AND DIIIIE BEHIIIND THE WHEEL THEY GOT A NAME FOR THE WINNERS IN THE WORLD I-I WANT A NAME WHEN I LOSE THEY CALL ALABAMA THE CRIMSON TIDE CAAAALLL ME DEACON BLUES
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Well, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it 'Cause I know just what I'm gonna do I'll start to spend my money, callin' everybody, honey And wind up singin' the blues I'll spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck Brother I can name you a few Well, I have gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it 'Cause I know just what I'm gonna do I gotta get drunk, I can't stay sober There's a lot of good people in town That'd like to hear me holler, see me spend my dollars And I wouldn't think of lettin' 'em down There's a lot of doctors that tell me That I'd better start slowing it down But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors So I guess we better have another round Now I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it 'Cause I know just what I'm gonna do I'll start to spend my money, callin' everybody, honey And wind up singin' the blues I'll spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck Brother I can name you a few Well, I have gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it 'Cause I know I just what I'm gonna do
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A man walks down the street He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard" Bonedigger, Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away in my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al A man walks down the street He says, "Why am I short of attention? Got a short little span of attention And, whoa, my nights are so long Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model Now that my role model is gone, gone?" He ducked back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along, along There were incidents and accidents There were hints and allegations If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al Call me Al A man walks down the street It's a street in a strange world Maybe it's the third world Maybe it's his first time around Doesn't speak the language He holds no currency He is a foreign man He is surrounded by the sound, the sound Cattle in the marketplace Scatterings and orphanages He looks around, around He sees angels in the architecture Spinning in infinity He says, "Amen and Hallelujah!" If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al Call me Na na na na, na na na na Na na na na, na na na-na na-na Na na na na, na-na na-na na na Na na na na, na na na na If you'll be my bodyguard I can call you Betty If you'll be my bodyguard I can call you Betty If you'll be my bodyguard
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