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at trivia tonight, one of the teams named themselves “Nickelodeon Casting Couch” and another was “Half Your Age Plus Seven” 🥴 the latter was three men sitting right behind our all-women group and the former was awarded points for best name for some reason?? the organizers joked about how dark the names were this week but that was it. afterwards i went up to tell them that the names felt really uncomfortable and unsafe, and it wasn’t cool to brush it off, much less reward that kind of language
anyway, i felt like a mere caricature of someone who speaks up for stuff like that and also felt kinda dumb for being a bleeding heart or whatever… gonna feel bad for a bit tonight and rehearse a much more eloquent version of what i said instead of whatever tumbled out in the moment
Mar 27, 2024
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3x15 reps of why tf did i say that
May 21, 2025
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Someone does something you think is dumb / tacky / a bad decision — “That makes so much sense for you”
Friend doesn’t want to spend money at a bar, asks to pregame outside a liquor store — “No if I was poor I’d be doing the same thing”
Someone mentions something (like a movie or restaurant) and asks if anyone likes it when you know it’s clearly bad, toss someone under the bus — “You should ask Jeff, he tends to like things like that”
Someone asks if the cake they baked was bad because they’re self conscious about it — “I mean I wouldn’t say it was good” or “if I was you I’d never make this again”
Jun 8, 2024
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i definitely stole this banter from somewhere i can’t for the life of me remember where, but i see a lot of people using the ‘…i don’t even know her’ bit and feel like we should retire it and switch to this.
example convo
them: this morning i got Toothbrush Fur caught in my teeth
you: i used to play bass in highschool for Toothbrush Fur
Apr 19, 2024
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Apr 8, 2025
i made strawberry shortcakes and three kinds of iced teas (ginger peach green tea, lemon black tea, and ginger hibiscus rooibos), and my roommate made bruschetta! then we played Rummy and 9-card Golf for like four hours. i’m so sleepy and content :)
6d ago
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remember to thank your local bees, they are working so hard this season. nature’s essential workers
Apr 19, 2024