My perfect relationship with my phone is one where I can send signals but canāt receive them. I call this āgoing ghost mode:ā I can communicate with you via obscure gestures, but you will struggle to summon me. Itās a great way to spend the weekendāphone in do not disturb, at the park talking to my dog, occasionally scrolling Instagram and The RealReal, sending a link or two to a friend but not overdoing it on screen time. Itās 85% touch grass with 15% brain rot. I understand this is somewhat antisocial, but it works for me. Iāll get back to you on Monday (probably).Ā