I get to cosplay blue collar stolen valor and act as I’m getting ready for a day at the mill - meanwhile I’m mixing it with lavender creamer like the cutie I am
I have a 5-1am shift tonight and this is me feeling sophisticated before I trek off for the shift. Take that baristas (I’ve never worked as one and your foam elephants always amaze me)
Also take that Redbull people this is also cool
I love being a barista because it is so fun to not pay for coffee and taste horrifying extractions and bizarre customer creations (extra sweet caramel single shot breve iced) and take home what we can’t sell to customers. Behold the darkness of week old cold brew concentrate! A true depth of darkness only understood in certain light, black as midnight on a moonless night! Yum yum can’t wait have it with breakfast and feel each blood vessel moving through every artery!
i’m a barista (who’s shocked) and my coffee i made today was oat milk honey brown sugar and cinnamon powder i normally make this when it is cold but i will start trying new things #awesome 🙌🙌🙌 i don’t have a picture but today is gonna be a 4-5 beverage day maybe😇
Started this with some friends as a college radio show and now I’m just trying to talk to as many niche celebs as possible. We’ve got episodes with Chanel Beads, Hotline TNT, Podcast About List, Jack Wagner, and a bunch others. Go peep!