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having a mini vaseline on me at all times

i don’t care that it’s petroleum jelly so maybe i’m just ingesting plastic. we do that all day anyways. my lips and elbows will stay moisturized baby.

@marytezak

Mar 3, 2024

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huge vaseline

@lenagen

Feb 2, 2025

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lipbalm

need me my vaseline

@amonynous

May 29, 2025

Top Recs from @halthepal

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Having a beer

fuck me that’s good

@halthepal

Feb 28, 2024

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cheating at card games

quick tip: following the rules actually makes it HARDER to win. really weird. idk why they made them that way.

@halthepal

Feb 22, 2024

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rizzing up your friends parents

went down the pub with a pal and her folks. earned a lot of points with my assessment that a gin and tonic is ‘more than the sum of its parts’ - means absolutely nothing but jim loved it. is there greater praise than that

@halthepal

Mar 7, 2024