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Not reading substack notes

I looked at it for five seconds and had a severe allergic reaction. I am dreadfully sensitive to social media feeds, pseudo-intellectualism, carriers of belated-onset tumblr hot girl brainworm disease, and also corniness—as somebody who takes reasonable precautions, I thought I was safe, but this is evidently a lethal combo to me as an unassuming browser of substack dot com. hurry somebody help me find my epipen my throat is closing up!!

@taterhole

Sep 11, 2024

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anti-rec: having oral allergy syndrome

tell me why god must punish me with the itch and bumps in my mouth after consuming fruit…? surely this is how Eve was punished after eating the apple (like i did) if not worse …

@flora

Apr 19, 2024

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not being sick

my nose and throat are on fire. plz help

@jessicvlt

Jan 27, 2024

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loving tremendously and deeply

friends, partners, pets, neighbours, people you see once and never again, lines from your favourite poems, voicenotes your sister sends every week, eating chinese food on the street with an old friend, the part in bizarre love triangle that goes "EVry time i seeeee you fallin i GET down on my kneeees and pray".... i used to be so cautious! but time is short and life is nothing. i'll never be cautious again!

@kejti

May 22, 2024

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"the gentleness that comes, not from the absence of violence, but despite the abundance of it"

we are all going forward. none of us are going back (i am, and will always be, a richard siken stan)

@kejti

Jun 9, 2024

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doing nothing on a saturday night

it's almost 9pm and i'm in bed with my cat, watching reruns of that terrible MTV documentary show "my life as liz", drinking cans of dr. pepper from the corner shop. socialising? i don't know her

@kejti

Apr 6, 2024