the enemies in my mind are absolutely BAFFLED by my quick wit and totally natural responses that were definitely not meticulously workshopped over a 3 hour period
this one is for my non-confrontational besties. I cry at confrontation and I’ll choke up. I always know what I want to say to them like weeks after the fight. So I’ve been practicing my monologue consists of the worst , bridge burning, soul cutting sentences for potential arguments and when I need to I can recite them instead of get mad and choke up in tears.
I only have on person that’s on my hit list and that’s my previous roommate, I have 5 version of long insults on deck at this point.