am still a noob to being lactose intolerant(wow yall really have been living like this and pushing thru🫡god choses the strongest) but so far my steps to overcome the aftermath of accidental lactose ingestion for those who need it are as follows
i. realise today u will suffer
ii. speed walk to the store with the 30 minutes of respite u have before the next wave of pain
iii. buy kombucha(ginger and/or citrus flavor, bonus points checking ingredients for what acids they contain cause a lot have lactic acid that eats up the lactose so ur stomach doesn't have to), 1-2 oranges, easy proteins like tofu/chickpeas/various legumes-stuff like vegan meats have that all ready to go so i rec those, 1-2 avocados, bunch of water if u dont do tap
iv. suffer again
v. alternate like a 8oz glass of water and 8oz cup of kombucha w/ like 15-minute intervals so ur not just flushing ur system and ur body actually absorbs it
vi. eat an orange, painfully digest orange for 15-20 minutes
vii. more water+kombucha
viii. slightly less suffering but lots of tummy rumbles
ix. chow down on whatever combo of protein/avocado u got, painfully digest for 20-40 minutes
x. more water and kombucha if u have(id say like minimum try to drink like 16-20oz of kombucha collectively but shits expensive and in my opinion nasty so do what u can)
xi. eat the second orange if u have one
xii. tummy rumbles and bouts of the stabbing pain but probably no more scary bathroom trips, eat light dinner like fruit/avo, best to avoid breads or starches cause that makes ur stomach work too hard