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Annoyed about having to hold your empty alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage at a standing-room event?
Tuck that sucker between your feet. If someone comes towards you, just angle them away from the empty can using a step forward with the hind leg.
clap freely mes amis
Mar 6, 2024
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sorry spirit-of-the-beehive but a good pint is sacred and we can't be cops about how you drink one. and besides the B is where it's at
Jan 13, 2025
I’ve taken down my alcohol consumption to near 0 and having these around really helps relieve any craving for a tasty beverage and gives you something to hold and sip while at parties.
Feb 19, 2024
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It’s fucking difficult and you’ll end up blowing some of your high focusing.
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No skin cells were harmed in the making of this recommendation.
Feb 15, 2024
Oh man I could talk about Lucinda Williams for a while. Most I think were turned onto her from Car Wheels On A Gravel Road (an equally good if not superior record). That said… you want gut-wrenching? You want country croon that’ll tear on your six string heart? You got it with S.O.W.
Favourites: Six Blocks Away, He Never Got Enough Love, Sweet Old World, Pineola, Sidewalks of the City.
Apr 4, 2024
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i know the first part is obvious… calling your parents and/or loved ones is vital and beyond recommendation.
however, I‘d argue one of the best times to do so is Friday afternoon. you have some vigour cause it’s the weekend and are in a good mood cause you don’t have to talk to your boss for a couple days. you also don’t have to remember to call for the rest of the weekend, so if those Saturday morning edibles become a 48 hour experience you’re chillin. most importantly, it puts you and your call receiver in a wholesome, loving, and caring mindset for a night on the town.
Mar 8, 2024