i used to be sooooo into satsumas... i'd be that mf who brings a bag of satsumas to the function... but something has shifted this year. i think i had too many bad satsumas. a bad apple is manageable, it's inoffensive, you can make do. a bad satsuma however..... a bad satsuma can ruin my day. so i chose peace and switched to apples
so tedious to eat but so yummy… unmatched flavor. i have not had a pomegranate in several years because i am lazy
worst: does coconut count as a fruit? bc fuck coconuts. otherwise red delicious apples, lying ass fruit
this is my favourite party trick. i like to make them out of old bus tickets and receipts. i was at a rave the other day and i made one out of a tiny square of rizla card (pictured) and everyone loved it. bonus points if you can get the wings to flap when u pull the tail