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see a penny pick it up. the other day i dreamt that after buying my twelve eggs i had awoken the next day to find i have already lost six. i was distraught (reader, i was sobbing). this example allows you to infer how much eggs mean to me, without having to tell you outright. but, unlike when you drop a penny and someone decides they’ll steal it for their own good luck, such stolen eggs returned to me, and now i can eat twelve egg wraps. many eggs, many good times.
Feb 28, 2024
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It’s what my basket is for, if it breaks then I’ll just die it’s not that serious. I don’t even have that many eggs to begin with. I grew up in a single-egg-basket-household, who are these people with multiple egg baskets, do they walk among us?
Feb 3, 2024
I was watching the scene from Always Sunny on loop—linked, it’s so perfect—and then I went out for a bike ride and someone threw an egg at me from the window of a moving car! thankfully, they missed!
Mar 29, 2024
Are because I am counting my chickens before they hatch today, one of my favorite pastimes as a dreamer
May 29, 2024
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see also: having a life that feels like your own, being able to feel happy, having people you care about and who care about you too, no reliance on the transpennine express, living in a place where the world doesn’t end at 5pm, seeing a castle and a big big hill and the moon on the way to see the girl you really really like, being in the position the child you in the small town could only dream of and didn’t believe could happen
Mar 2, 2024
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unrelatable, often unattainable and yet. leaves on trees ! a breeze ! listening to porridge radio ! coming home for morning tea !
Mar 23, 2024
booked out the studio to yourself, beeping and booping and the little printer spits out something thats grain crazy. paper just flies outta that thing. you would not believe !!! like moth to a flame but paper to a riso tr-ay. and straight into my loving hands. oh, my dear riso
Mar 17, 2025