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Keeping your mouth shut

Don’t share that thing. It may be funny and juicy and crazy but just don’t share it. Some people lie about stuff, so it’s best to just keep your mouth shut.

@mary-13.0.17.17

Mar 22, 2025

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knowing when to keep your mouth shut

for all the glorification of “yapping” there is also something to be said for just not speaking. very often your best course of action is to just shut the fuck up. you gotta become okay with the idea of “sitting this one out,” playing your cards close to your chest, moving in silence like lasagna, etc etc loose lips sink ships!!!!

@bisonspider

Mar 16, 2024

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Not commenting on peoples dumb takes

just let em live

@msnvwls

Jan 24, 2024

Top Recs from @heumann

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im watching my cat throw up on my yoga mat

even tho i very specifically asked her not to do that

@heumann

Mar 13, 2025

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Stubbornly continuing to pronounce a word wrong in your head

i still read hyperbole as “hyper-bowl”

@heumann

Mar 18, 2024

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The arbitrary intimacy of apartment buildings

i love hearing that girl sing her heart out in the shower through the bathroom vent. or the guy hocking insane loogies all the time. the alternating smells of delicious homemade chinese food or something totally burning in the oven… am always wondering if its the same kitchen!

@heumann

Feb 14, 2024