I got us a table so I’m waiting for him to arrive, passing the time by people watching. A couple came in and the host asked them where they wanted to sit. The wife said booth and the husband said table. The waiter said, here, I can get a half and half. I followed the group with my eyes and now they’re over at a table where one side is a booth and the other is a chair.
You know they’re probably just gonna say “yeah” (or the occasional “I haven’t tried it, but I hear it’s good”), but one of these days someone’s gonna say “oh no, don’t get that, everyone hates that” and it’ll all be worth it
Do you ever wonder that if a bug lands on you and you, a souless specimen, swats it away, did you ever stop and think maybe it’s just having a bad day and it’s love language is physical touch. No I bet you didn’t think of that you Paul ..!!!!!!!!!!!
