I was at a party last weekend and right as I began to pick my nose a giant DSLR camera with a blinding white light is shown right in my direction,,,no one can exist in public anymore ig
This guy was driving me home from a first date and my phone was in my lap with the camera facing him and for some reason it randomly decided to flash making it look like I was trying to sneak a photo of him….I was MORTIFIED. #hingepartner
The cuntiest punctuation…I literally can’t stop using them they are the best way to translate the energy of a washed up starlet with a transatlantic accent into writing
