When the bar or venue or whatever is underground and you have to descend into the place because you can say some shit like โWe are entering the seedy underbelly of this wicked cityโ โYou know,โ *cig drag* โcrime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.โ
And then your friends can be like โViv, you canโt smoke inside Dude also where the fuck did you find a pipe and a fedora What are you even sayingโ Giving you the opportunity to respond with a
โBeat it toots, youโre too pretty for these streets anyhowโ
Then you remember your friend already offered to pay for the Uber XL home and you have like 11 bucks so you drop the bit but the sentiment is still there below the surface
