the date started as getting coffee but she mentioned having a paper due and weāre both in grad school so she said we could do a fun coffee/study date and have ācute banterā in between working. we ended up going long stretches of time not talking because she was very focused on her paper, but the talking that did happen wasnāt what I would call cute. she kept saying āliterally peed my diaperā to say that she was excited, and at one point she left to take a phone call and like gargoyle squatted down in the grass. when she came back she went into detail about some family drama she heard from the phone call. overall just very weird vibes, when I described it to friends later I said she gave Gayle from Bobās Burgers vibes, she even kind of looked like her. iām tryna find me a Linda tho. hereās the recreation of the phone call pose I did later when I was at the same coffee shop with friends describing the date
